A Funny!

A young blonde woman was  driving through the Florida Everglades while on  vacation.  She wanted to take home  a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay  the high prices the local  vendors were asking.

After becoming very  frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes  for  free!" the  shopkeeper said with  a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to  the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.  

Later in the day, as the  shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same  young woman standing waist deep in  the murky water, Gun in hand.  As he  brings his car to  a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot 'gator swimming rapidly  toward her.  With lightning reflexes,  the blonde takes aim, shoots the  creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead  'gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.  The  blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the 'gator onto its  back.   Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration :