Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be SO polite!
Atlanta
ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land .....eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you
Atlanta
ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta
ATC: "Tower to Air 711 --You are cleared to land ......westbound on runway 9R."
Air: "Thank you
Atlanta
ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause:
Static.... .... .....
Saudi Air: "
ATLANTA
ATC -
ATLANTA
ATC"
Atlanta
ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTR UCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta
ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?
