A Funny!
Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill
didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had
a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was
unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but
one day, Sam went to the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and to eyed him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to
you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in jail for 30 days.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at
the coffee shop where we sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead guilty.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill
didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had
a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was
unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but
one day, Sam went to the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and to eyed him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to
you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in jail for 30 days.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at
the coffee shop where we sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead guilty.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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