I thought this was funny.
So I hear that some of you are going through Joke Withdrawal so here is a little something for you.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the
bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"....
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the
bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"....
Thanks for the funny! 
Seeing as to I am batting a thousand right now here is another one.
While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park woods a man
came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the
tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
you doing?"
"Shh.........I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied in a whisper.
"You gotta be kidding me!" said the first man.
"No, would you like to give it a try?" asked the hugger of the
tree.
Understandably curious about this never heard of phenomenon, the
second man says, "Well, OK"
He wrapped his arms around the large tree and pressed his ear up
against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him,
took his wallet, his jewelry, and his car keys. Then he stripped him buck
naked and left him.
Two hours later another "nature lover" strolled by.....
He saw this poor guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked
"Dude!! What the hell happened to you?"
The poor handcuffed guy told the second guy the whole terrible
story about how he had gotten there and how he was tricked and robbed of
all his clothes, jewelry, money, and even his car!
When he had finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the
ear,
and said, ....
"This just ain't gonna be your day,
Cupcake."
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