Monday Laugh!

THE HEARING





Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.
  After
 a while, the
         preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be
 prayed
 over. Bubba
         gets in line.

 When it's his turn the preacher says, " Bubba, what you want
me to pray
 about?"
  Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
  So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other
 hand on top
  of
 his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes
 his hands and
       says, "Bubba how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I
 don't 
 know
 preacher, it's not until next
 Wednesday in
  Montgomery!!






Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the

church's 

morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several

members 

did not approve of her activities but feared her enough to maintain

their 

silence. 



She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of

being 

an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's

only 

bar one afternoon. 



She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it

there 

would know what he was doing. 



Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned

and 

walked away. He didn't explain, defend or deny. He said nothing. 



Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of

Mildred's 

house... walked home.... and left it there all night. 



You gotta love Henry