in honor of Daniel

Susan J.
on 6/26/07 12:15 am - Madison, TN
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Susan (AKA bilsrib) 
300/135/135 - Plastics February 2008 - Dr. Lois Wagstrom

P E A C E - It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.










Juanita1972
on 6/26/07 12:22 am - Springfield, TN
  That is to cool of you to do this. Thanks for the laugh!!
                    
 

       
underthegun
on 6/26/07 12:38 am - Starke, FL
Thanks Susan I appreciate the help this morning. Dan
Susan J.
on 6/26/07 12:47 am - Madison, TN
Just wanted you to know that you are missed. Hope you are feeling okay.

Susan (AKA bilsrib) 
300/135/135 - Plastics February 2008 - Dr. Lois Wagstrom

P E A C E - It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.










Kathy Newton
on 6/26/07 3:31 am - LaVergne, TN
Susan, those were great.  I am going to copy them to print them out just in case I may need one.  I have tears running down from laughing so hard.  These were too cool.  Hope Daniel is feeling fine.  See you in a couple of weeks, maybe Daniel will join us for our next luncheon.  Love ya,
 Kathy Newton




Darlene H.
on 6/26/07 6:02 am - Pinson, TN
Those are great , Daniel would be proud.  Darlene
Darlene Hughes
     Tangled Lights














Melissa C.
on 6/26/07 9:42 am - Goodspring, TN

Too cute! Thanks Susan.

Melissa

                 
                      Merry Christmas to all my OH friends!!

melsreturn
on 6/27/07 5:20 am - Madison, TN
Very good impersonation susn!



 

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