How about a funny.

• (giggle and point!)
• Are you cold?
• At least this won't take long.
• But it still works, right?
• Can I be honest with you?
• Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
• Do you take steroids?
• Does it come with an air pump?
• Every heard of clearasil?
• Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
• I didn't know they came that small.
• I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
• I never saw one like that before.
• If you get me real drunk first.
• It looks like a night crawler.
• It looks so unused.
• It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
• It's more fun to look at.
• It's ok, we'll work around it.
• I've smoked fatter joints than that.
• Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
• Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
• Maybe it looks better in natural light.
• My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
• Never mind, why bother.
• Oh no, a flash headache.
• Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
• So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
• This explains your car.
• What is that?
• Where's the rest of it?
• Who circumcised you?
• Why don't we just cuddle?
• Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
• Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
• Wow, but your feet are so big.
• You know they have surgery to fix that.
• Your big gun is more like a BB gun

Glad to see you decided to come back out and play with us. As for the crazy lady in Springfield...anyone we know? :-D