Two Funny Stories to Share

I just had to share these two really wierd, but funny stories, however if you know me, you know that my sense of humor is just a little off   and completly understand.  However, let me warn you, THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!!!  

I was in Kmart the other day   and saw a really cute purple sleeveless sweater that I knew would go with a skirt and some purple shoes that I have.  I immediately tried on the "XL" and it was just too big!!    I left and decided not to get it, but it really bothered me, because I really wanted it, so the next day I went back.  I then took and tried on the "Large" right there over what I had on, believe it or not, but it fit, so I got it.  

Well that is not the story, here goes......  I decided to walk over to the shoe dept, after I got the sweater, to see if they had some shoes for my son and his trip to D.C.  , at my Kmart, you can walk through this cut out in the middle of the departments, without going out to the outer walkways to get from one department to another.  Therefore, I walked through the "Regular" women's department into the “Lingerie” department, across an aisle into the "Plus Size" women’s department.  I was in the middle of the department and stopped dead in my tracks  , it hit me that I can not wear all these clothes, emotions passed through my body, but I did not cry it was almost like a comedy/horror movie  .  I began to imagine, now I warn you I am not crazy, that the clothes were making me feel guilty like I had betrayed   them for just walking through their department without stopping and looking, not eve at the clearance racks  .  I know you will all understand when I explain that I have never been able to shop   anywhere except in the “Plus Size” clothes all my life and it was not until I went from 296 to 242 on my own before surgery, I could not even shop at Kmart, even at 242, I was limited on the clothes that I could purchase, unless it was a big 3X   .  I know this sounds weird, but if you think about it, this was actually a very wonderful and very funny thing that happened, due to the fact that I felt guilty   like I had betrayed the "Plus Sizes" somehow because I had lost weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that is story #1, if you don't think I am crazy   yet, this one will probably get you!!!