The last Laugh.
I am going away for a while my Divorce was final Thursday and the plans I has did not work out so I am going away I will let everyone know when I have my surgery but other than that I have gone away to die of a broken heart.
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. AN OLD BLOND nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the old nurse replies, "I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet."
Struggling, he again asks the nurse, "Are my testicles black?" Finally, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand, holds his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says, "There’s nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice, but, are my test results back."
Embarrassed, the old nurse replies, "I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet."
Struggling, he again asks the nurse, "Are my testicles black?" Finally, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand, holds his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says, "There’s nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice, but, are my test results back."
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
Hey Buddy,
Just a quick note to say you will be missed! Since I have joined this message board, you have been the one constant that has started my day off with a laugh. In fact yesterday, I laid in bed and read your lokes to my wife as we had a final laugh for the day. Thank you for the humor, compassion, and support you have given us over my short time here.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you buddy, not only in this dark time, but also in your upcoming surgery!
As I finish my thoughts, let me leave you with a part of your signature line...
"..........Holy **** what a ride".
Thanks Daniel !
Hi There,
I am sorry to see you are leaving.....
There are lots of people here that are more than willing to listen and help with any problems.....at least that is the way it seems to me.
I suspect that all of us have had or are going through our own broken hearts.....
If you need a friend, anytime.....send me a post or an email.
Janice from Tennessee
Jancy In Waiting 
Daniel,I am new to the group and i look forward to reading your laugh of the day every time i get on .I even went back and read a lot of the old ones .I will miss the cheer every day you bring. Im sorry for the rough time your going through it can not be an easy time for you. Best wishes,
Come back soon 
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