Tuesday's Laugh.

Good morning ladies I apologize for being so late in posting this but we have a really big wild fire burning down here right now. At one point it got within 100 yards of my home last night and then it turned and went back over in to the Camp Blanding Military Base and the actual burn zone is fast approaching 10,000 acres it started at 2 yesterday afternoon. So enough whining from me now sit back and enjoy this offering and I can almost see the smiles on some of your faces. Have a great day and be good to yourselves you all deserve it. A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and Sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and Says: "7 Feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch pecker, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound Right testicle,Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you Say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just Give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch pecker, my Left Testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, And my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown????!!!.. Sweet Jesus, I thought you Said, "Turn around!

So gald to hear you are alright. Thanks for taking time to make us smile when you have so much on your plate.

Now that joke really made me laugh!!! Thanks and sorry to hear about the wildfire. ~Amber~