Monday Laughs.

The Why's of Men Very good. 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at ****tails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Good very good. Started my day off with a giggle, I'm sorry the old man is still a sleep. I will forget about it by the time he gets up. from all us ladies

Thanks for teh daily laughs. Everyone at work always look at me like I'm crazy when I burst out laughing after reading your jokes. Oh well..they'll be alright.

okay #1 had my attention, but when I got to #4, it was honey i'm home. Glad i don't drink and surf, or I would now be replacing a very expensive lap top. Thank you so much for these daily laughs. Can't wait til you move to TN. You will be a hoot in person. Darlene