Wednsday Humor>

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

I went clubbing last night. Met a lady a couple of years younger than me, maybe 70ish, but still very attractive. We laughed and talked and drank. We drank and talked and laughed some more. She asked me if I had ever indulged in a mother and daughter threesome! When I recovered my wits and replied 'no' she said this was my lucky night. We went back to her house, she unlocked the door, we went inside. She shouted up the stairs 'Mom, are you still awake?'

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