Little brat... get out of here!
OK you all met my furbabies... I had them outside and was sitting here on the couch doing Obesity Help messages... and the dogs were barking... I looked out and a boy was down the street... so I continued posting and then they got really loud in barking... I looked out and that boy had walked up the street and was leaning down picking up rocks and throwing at GUESS WHAT..
MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILD! I was more than angry, so I got out on the porch and yelled, "THEY WON'T BITE. PLEASE DO NOT THROW ROCKS AT THEM!"
Stupid brat. Get out of here is what I wanted to say! Or should I have taken one off the chain and said 'SICK EM FIDO!" bwahhahahahaha!!!
He would have taken off running but little would he know that they would have just licked him to death and jumped all over him....
I have 2 Akita's that I don't hesitate to turn loose when one of the little *******s wants to show their back sides around here. About 3 years ago I come in from work one evening and some idiot was in my shed so I lifted the big sliding doggy door and let the boys out to play. It took 720 stitches to close him up his mother tried to sue me. I will not hesitate to use all the force necessary to totally destroy whatever threatens my family or my property.
I'm sure word got around about messing with your dogs. Brat! You were too nice!!!! And, if he had hit one of them, I would have grabbed him by the waistband of his britches and marched him home so I could have a little chat with his parents.
I'd watch out for this kid in the future. If it happens again, I don't think I'd be near as nice again.
I can see Foo Foo and Kobe chasing this kid down the street. He's running and screaming because a dog is chasing him and the dogs are running because they want to play and give kisses. 
I have seen this boy before, but not but once or twice... not sure if he lives around here but not on our street that I know... I bet those kids in Dans neighborhood won't come near his yard!!! Good gracious! But, they had no right to come on your property, try to steal your stuff, and then try to sue!! how crazy is that! I mean, do you need a sign that says,
BEWARE OF DOGS THAT WILL BITE YOUR ARSE IF YOU TRY TO STEAL MY PROPERTY, YOU DARN BRATS
They don't even come here to trick or treat anymore the same year this happened back in about 2000 I dressed up in a very realistic Gorilla suit and took the chain off of a rather large Chain Saw. The suit had a battery pack connected to a recording of some really realistic ape sounds. I built a big coffin out of plywood and leaned it against the tree which I would get in side of. When they would get out of the car at the street I would start the recordings and when they got between me and the house I would start the saw, I live at the end of the street, meanwhile their Mom would pull up a couple of houses and I would proceed to chase them up the street with the saw going in the Gorilla suit.
Since then I have gotten a letter every year from the Neighborhood Association asking that I not terrorize the kids at Halloween. I only use the saw when they are at least 12 or old enough that they should not even be out getting candy any ways. But we go all out for all the holidays every year and I have a 12X20 shed that is full of Christmas lights and decorations only. So yes I have fun but they just don't come back. This past year I put a giant bowl with about $50 worth of goodies in it and nothing was taken that I could tell of.
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