A funny little story!
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER
BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Poor Ed has been missing since Friday...
Hee Heee