Whats on your Thursday Menu?

Good morning, everybody!

There's a lot going on with Flip or Flop. First off, Tarek has a new fiancee.

Meet the new boss...

Same as the old boss...

Now Stacey called this, and I quote "Jim - Those OC chicks are a dime a dozen." Well played, Counselor. But I didn't know he was going to clone her ass. I mean one day you are leaving a toothbrush in the guest bedroom and the next you are engaged in a custody battle with you mitochrondial equivalent? Life comes fast, I guess.

Supposedly, Tarek bought Heather an 8 carat engagement ring. And I'm going to call big hat no cattle. Real estate flipping and cable can be lucrative, but not at the level of wealth building to afford a multi-million dollar ring. It's all ordinary income in California - taxes, lifestyle costs, Christina. I say the ring is financed. Somewhere out there is a crowdfunded grantor trust collecting the fruits of Tarek's passion.

Which leads us to the fight. Tarek, supposedly angered at Christina's toad venom smoking experimentation and new boyfriend (now fiancee) blew up backstage and declared that Heather was "hotter and richer", that "Christina was a washed up loser" and that "everybody knew she was crazy." Be better Tarek. And I will point out that the reason that Heather is richer than Christina is because you just borrowed to buy her a seven figure present.

He subsequently, apologized via an Instagram post from the Caribbean.

Now Christina has surprised me here. I've always figured she was 8 weeks of low ratings from filming shower scenes with Farrah Abraham. But put down the Loofa's folks, because Christina has found husband number three and is on the rebound. As an aside, my theory is that people are completely earnest in their first three marriages. In the fourth, they kind of know its not going to work but say what the heck. Five and up its just because they like the flowers and open bar.

Heather is quite happy for Christina, which I am sure is wholly unrelated to any cessation of Tarek's alimony while she is re-married.

All of which brings me to Renae Zellwenger.

WTF, Amy! (or as Phil Dunphy says "I know all the acronyms the kids use to text: LOL- laugh out loud, OMG - Oh my God, WTF - Why the face). Renea was a Hollywood A-lister. She had us at Hello! And now, she is Ant Anstead's rebound chick? And I don't want to hear about eye surgery gone amok. Eva Gabor was getting marriage proposals well into her 130's and she was only on Green Acres.

Next time you are watching Bridget Jone's Diary remember this: one of these actors entered into a romantic relationship way below their station. And the other one cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with a street prostitute.

QOTD: The last time I answered this, one poster offered to become a contract killer and another agreed to "cut a *****", but in 5 years and one week, I reach mandatory retirement.

Breakfast: Sausage and cottage cheese

Lunch: omlette

Dinner: TBD

Have a great day, all!

Wow that was a lot of Googling I had to do to keep pace with this one.

Probably don't want to Google Farah from your work computer...

Oh man - no you don't!

I'm dying over here! I had the same "first thought" about the new Fiancee when I saw her, but, you took it to a whole new level, Jim. That put a smile on my face! The whole post. LOL. (Lots of love? oh wait, that's the mom in me!...let's go with ROTFLMAO)

OMG - I'm all caught up and more! The fact that you know all of this and these people is KILLING ME!!!!!

'Cut a *****' is one of my favorite sayings ever.

Didn't want to name names.

Jim you always make me laugh...

G'morning menuers!

My maiden voyage with my Hokas was not as pain free as I hoped it would be. I'm not returning the shoes but I need to remedy a couple of things. I read the toe box of these shoes are bigger than other shoes, everybody likes that, even if the shoes run narrow. During the run I felt my toes were bouncing around the shoes, never had that experience. So under my foot and the side of it got rubbed, if I had to do one more mile I'm sure I would have had blisters. Next run I'll put on real running socks. With other shoes I always used custom made ortho insoles (I had plantar fasciitis about 6-7 years ago) and I was hoping I didn't have to use it with Hokas, but I think I need to use them. In short, can't vote up or down on these shoes, need to do another run.

QOTD: DH wants to retire early and do the RV life. To begin with I was totally against it and jokingly would tell him I would join him at destination flying there. But after the 18 months of semi lock down I realized we are good together 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. So I'm coming around to the idea of seeing the states in an RV. So in 5 years get ready to see me knocking at your door, in whichever state you are, to see if we can hook up our RV to your house!!!

My meals yesterday (ADF)

• B:
• L: coffee + premier protein
• S: coffee + premier protein
• D: hb eggs + tuna pouch
• E: 10K jog

Happy mini Fri-yay!

It took me 2 runs to get used to my Hoka's. Mine really were squeezing my feet. I can't imagine floppy toes wow. I do buy running insole. I get a new pair every other new shoe. I hope they get better for you as they did for me. Oh and I have room in my driveway for you.