What's on you (PHOTO) Friday Menu?
Witches Paddleboard !!! 
That is AWESOME !!! You live in the coolest place ... love the pumpkin headed surfer statue too :)
Exercise - ( at 6:45 am cuz my Mom hasn't changed her clocks to daylight savings time !) - 45 minutes hard swim about 8 full laps butterfly
B- Chai tea latte , leftover bites of Whole Foods lunch - meatballs, saag dal , beet salad
L- Coconut Curry chicken breast n stir fried broccoli Northern Indian Style w coconut rice, fresh peas , fat free brownie cheesecake ( made w ff cream cheese and ff half n half n butter buds )
D- DK but I'm sure it will include ice milk ( which I also ate last nite )
Making appointments w professionals and continuing to source stuff for apartment- need to return two rugs this afternoon and drive an hour to bargain for a very large sal****er aquarium. SO COMPLICATED - and throwing out So Much Carboard n wrappings ! Hopefully the actual ITEMS will fit into their allotted spaces cuz I MUST get rid of the " storage space" look !
My style is lots of Lily Pulitzer when I get dressed up or white linen embroidered blouse and pants ... relaxed but fairly preppy too. Most of the time I look like a mess though in my stained overlarge t shirts I cook in alternating with workout clothes...
Stage style is 70s clothes - lots of bell bottom pants, giant platforms, halter tops , silver anything and glitter ...sometimes I like punk-ish or 80s stuff too ..but everyone loves the seventies best...I tried the flowy Stevie Nicks thing once ... and practically tripped over myself ... so not me !
I also get to go look at and test drive a motorcycle today. My ex ( a now-platonic bandmate too ) wants to buy it for me ..which I am very unsure about accepting. I'll probably pay him back when he demands "reparations" lol....
If it wasn't a Big Dog ... I wouldn't even bother but I've wanted a Big Dog Mastiff FOREVER. ( They're pretty rare and expensive as a result ) . This ones a Bulldog which is a lot less graceful and a nice shade of girly yellow which is no doubt why its cheap lol ... 
Happy Fri-Yay all!
Check out this pair of rapscallions.
Michael Poggi was a guy looking for a side hustle. Trying to earn a little cash to supplement his day job. But instead of the usual options: Pizza delivery, UBER, Only Fans, etc. he decided to go in a different direction. Leopard rental.
At this point, I have to come clean with you guys. I don't really understand the difference between a black leopard, a panther and a jaguar. It could well be, that someone is out there, sipping a Premier Protein, and thinking: "Gracious Jim, everybody knows its best to be mauled by a Panther." If that is the case, we will have to take it up on another thread. For now, lets just stipulate that all of these animals are significantly larger than Fezzik and move on.
I think Michael Turner was bored in lockdown. Too many months of watching re-runs and attending Zoom ****tail parties had left him with a sense of ennui. He needed to put a little spice in his life, get a little zip back into his step. He was looking for something more exciting than siting through a movie in a COVID racked theater.
Like two lost souls searching, Turner and Poggi found each other. Poggi offered Turner a full contact experience with the leopard for the low, low price of $150. Turner jumped at the opportunity.
Okay, time for a little housekeeping here.
First, of course this happened in Florida.
Second, I know, I know. Paying $150 for the full contact experience leads to disappointment 95% of the time and Ghonarhhea the other 5%. It's axiomatic.
But Turner was an optimist. With visions of a joyous leopard sprawled across his lap, purring and making little bicycle kicks as Turner softly stroked his belly, he gladly paid Poggi the $150 fee for the full contact experience.
And then he strode boldly into the leopard's cage.
The leopard shredded Turner's ear and tore his face from his skull. There was no belly rubbing.
Turner is currently recovering from his surgeries. Poggi is re-thinking his business model.
In addition to the usual work and stuff, I have to pack today, because my flight is bright and early tomorrow. Over the next few weeks, I will be posting from my phone. Which is bound to end in tears.
Pictures are from last week's Halloween party. One lady saw me and gasped and said "Leo". Granted, she was over 50 and over-served, but it was nice to know somebody got what I was going for.
It was great fun, but I must admit that between the copious wine consumption, staying out until 3:00 AM and the lingering effects of the Sepsis, I felt pretty crummy the rest of the weekend.
QOTD: why not the roaring 20's look?
Breakfast: protein bar
Lunch: stuffed cabbage
Dinner: wine and cheese
Have a great day, all!
Jim Age 58 Height 6 Feet Consult Weight 344 SW 289 Pre-Surgery -55, M1 -25, M2 -16, M3 -21, M4 -10, M5 -5, M6 -1, M7 -4, M8 0, M9 +4, M10 -4
My Morning radio show picked up on that story last week and ran with it for about 20 minutes. Your right only in Florida. Your costumes are adorable, sounds as though you had a great time even though you had to pay the consequences. Safe travels my friend enjoy your vacation.
HW 299 SW 290 CW 139 GW 140 2/08/2019 OPERATION: Surgical Hernia with excision of total surface area of 55 x 29 cm of abdominal skin.
(Leopard story). Love the costumes and 3 am? I am impressed! Have a good flight! I will be back on the west cost 11/15 or 11/16.
