i just ate a **** ton of chocolate teddy grahams

"______ don't/doesn't get to live here." I LOVE that and am stealing it! I really like how it shifts the perspective and reminds me I am in control of what deserves space in my home--NOT food! Thank you!

They look adorable -- but they are evil in a brightly colored box!

Those and Oreos. My son eats Oreos at his grandmother's house.

In an effort to make Oreos far less appealing, I once told my son that the insides were basically Crisco mixed with powdered sugar and vanilla (which is true).

His response?

"Awesome! Now we can get rid of the pesky chocolate wafers and just buy a can of Crisco and powdered sugar!"

HA!

My son hates Oreos now because his grandmother felt sorry for him and constantly had Oreos.

Burned him out!