TWO-derland!
I did it! I finally got under 300 pounds! I woke up this AM, hopped on the scale, and it said 298.4. I didn't believe it, so like a jumping bean, I hopped on and off that scale 6 more times.
I'd like to thank the academy... 
all the OH folks who have read my goofy posts and helped me out, Protizyme protein for being tasty when everything else sucked, my mom for paying for my gym membership, the gym for having a pool and a variety of women hopping around in that pool, my family for hiding the cookies they still believe they deserve to eat, Yasso greek yogurt bars, for being 5 grams of protein in a 100 cal. frozen treat, my surgeon for kicking my butt and saying "you should be able to get to the gym 5 days a week now, so get going!", and of course, the wonders of Miralax to keep me movin' on.
Now on to my next goal - 250!
Age: 55. 5' 8" SW 345 lbs. RNY on 2/29/16 at UVA w/ Dr. Hallowell.
Month 1 - 3/29/16: 319 (25 lbs. lost) | Month 2 - 4/27/16: 314 (5 lbs. lost) |
Month 3 - 5/29/16: 303 (12 lbs. lost) | Month 4 - 6/28/16: 293 (10 lbs. lost)
Month 5 - 7/28/16: 289 (4 lbs lost) | Month 6 - 8/28/16: 282 (7 lbs. lost) |
Month 7 - 9/27/16: 278 (4 lbs lost)
Your post is both exciting and hilarious..... Way to go !!! 
Banded 6/9/09 HW 242 LW 142 Revision 198 m 1 loss 16 lbs 182. M 2 loss 4 lbs 178. M3 loss 6 lbs 174.m4 loss 4 lbs 168. M5 gain 2 lbs 170. M6 loss 7 lbs 163 M7 loss 5 lbs 159 M8 loss 1 lb 158 M9 loss 0 M10 155 loss 3 M11 154 loss 1 M12 loss 2 152 M13 loss 3 149 M16, 17 0 loss M 18 loss 4 lbs 145 (18 months 53 lbs)
