"Killer" NSV

It was over in an hour. I puked while driving, in rush hour traffic. It was a BLAST!!! And I say that with zero irony.

Hahahahaa.. the way you put this was too funny to me, my surgery is june 8th and im so scared of the "dumping" everyone talks about, i hate being sick and don't want to experience that at all ever in life! Have you had any regrets doing this and can i ask you about loose skin?

I deal with almost dying different than most people. I have to laugh and post a super good happy post about it. It ****** most people here off. 

That's the whole point of most of me. The dissident and all of that ****zu.

I have some loose skin at the base of my belly, not much. I am seeing a skin doc on wed. this week. I'm sure I'll be a smart-ass about that as well.

I like you're way of thinking about it.  Life is life... but yes please take good care of yourself

Congrats on the dumping, Gary. Just over 2 weeks post-op but I do know I don't ever wanna test those waters ...I prefer to assume I am a dumper in my mind. My pouch does seem very sensitive because I have already became ill , mostly dry heaves, twice on the purée stage. That in its self was horrible, so I don't ever want to go through the dumping syndrome. 

It was almost like this one time..A huge gorilla ended up almost becoming my husband.

Don't ever try and dump, I was purposely being that way to show how stupid it was to ever get there to begin with. I guess I did a flyover.

Im sorry but I had to laugh as I've never seen/heard anyone yell "oh happy day" Im a dumper.  Its an aweful feeling I know happened to me three times, it feels like your dying.  Sorry this happened to you but now you know your in control and accountable for what goes in your mouth.  Its like a scary movie "eat me and you will suffer the consequences...bahhhahaahahahahahaha"