What the crap?

So I called my insurance company yesterday because I am type A like that. (Last supervised wgt loss apt was Mon 2/15) to see if I had been approved. They said they hadn't received the paperwork from the surgeon!

I then called my surgeon's office and had to leave a message for the lady who does the submitting. Boo! Hurry it up already!

So, sorry, did you call your surgeon's office?

Yes, I had to leave them a message. I would've thought they would send that stuff in within a day or two at the most....hopefully they will call me back today.

I expected another constipation thread.  Well-played, madame.

What the crap would be a diarrhea thread. Where the crap would be constipation.

In my 1970's high school days, I was an un-crowned Homecoming candidate.  Today, I would make an excellent candidate for Queen of Constipation sitting tight on the throne for a long time.

 me too!

Is it a Chinese S.T.D?

You are very restrained - I would be trying to get to the office to offer to 'help'

Just remember you are a patient, one of many and this is life altering to you, but to your doctors staff this is just their everyday job.  So if you don't want to fall to the bottom of the pile exercise some restraint and be super nice when you call otherwise you will just get annoyed by their seemingly endless array of paperwork and sitting around waiting.  It sucks.  I know.  But call once and then leave them alone.  Seriously if you make yourself annoying human nature is to just avoid you.