4 month KAPOW!!!
on 12/19/15 7:06 pm
SEE! Practical advice from a serious woman. Thank you, I will (in the words of our great president Abraham Lincoln) "Endeavor to persevere". Thank you. I still remember how funny you thought my wearing my wife's legwarmers was. "F A M E" was your one word response, if memory serves. F A M E indeed. Merry Holidays.
I've been married for 17 years to a wonderful woman whose put up with her share of "OMG GARY, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM?" (the kids) and, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUCH CUSHIONS?" (my fort of solitude).
But, all in all, we've worked, traveled, raised two GREAT kids (almost in college) Been through ups and downs, like any great love affair I suppose. I consider myself to be a responsible parent, tax paying citizen whose love of Country and community are unsurpassed.
But tonight, my wife looked me right in the eye, and asked me if I would, "smash her puss" ..."please"? WTF bro?
Okay here's WAY TMI. We've not done anything intimately since a week before my Aug. 24 surgery date. So, she's is getting antsy, so to speak. I've personally been worried about the protein spent during eja... (you fricken know what I mean.) But, I put my fears of severe protein deficiency aside for the required 90 minutes of (see above^)
I WAS SPECTACULAR!!!! ...................for 37 SECONDS!!! I know, shut up!
But, finally to a question. How often should I aim for (no pun intended) a week? I'm serious about the protein thing though. I currently aim for 100 grams a day. Is that enough to properly smash away? It's WAY more important to you-know -who, to know this than me. I know this site is mostly women for two reasons. 1. There's no pictures of guy's poop. and 2. Nobody EVER wants to talk about football. So, ladies, please be gentle. And Thanks again.
since there is not enough protein in the smashing residue for us to count the orotein if we swallow,I think it is safe to say you are not losing enough to even worry about. ?
on 12/20/15 6:43 am
I would rather gouge out my eyes with a spoon, than glare at this woman. She's a saint to me, my best friend I've ever had. I sometimes will wonder aloud to my maker, "How much you must love me to put me together with this woman". I didn't know what love was, until I met her.
Thank you for seeing how much I love her, just sometimes broaching a subject can be hard for some people. I got the answer I needed.
Oh, Gary. You are a little too caught up in the minutiae of your surgery, if you waited four months for sex because of a protein deficiency fear. You are missing the big picture. Maintaining a stable and loving family unit trumps the very insignificant protein loss in semen. I mean, look at the amount leaving your body. Eat an extra peanut or two. But pay some attention to your (saintly?) wife. :)
~Jen
RNY, 8/1/2011
HW: 348 SW: 306 CW:-fighting regain GW: 140
He who endures, conquers. ~Persius
Thank you for making me laugh! I read this on my phone while my husband drove me and the kids home from my mothers. I actually guffawed, and then tried to explain why. Was hard to explain with a 16 year old in the back seat.
I'm glad you and your wife are back at it. I've not been married as long as you have, but I do know that if my husband and I went 4 months without "smashing" both of us would be whiny babies about it.
Have fun, and now that you're back in the game, make her squeal regularly.
Age: 44 | Height: 5' 3" | Starting January 2015: 291 | RNY 8/4/15 with Dr. Arthur Carlin| Goal: 150
Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. ~Proverbs 19:20
Well if you can't smash with your loverod, then use your tongue in her temple. You can spend plenty of time looking for her g spot till your rod is up & running at full speed. It's a little kinky, & maybe you won't have to worry about depleting your protein stores. 
No one surgery is better than the other, what works for one may not work for another.
T-Rebel
Before I could do a meal plan, I saw this OH video from a past OH Conference, about how much protein you really need long term. (It also explains why some longer timers report having more than 60-80 gms of protein).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2a08Mq6Nt8
(There might be a way to link to this from the OH website, but I don't know how)
Here's what she says: Gms of protein per day = Goal wt in pounds divided by 2.2 times 1.25
145/2.2*1.25=82 gms of protein per day. Call it 85 gms for me.
Gary, I'm sure you can find the amount of additional protein you need to cover your new activity and add it in. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AwrBT7Y57ndWqY YAWlRXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTBydWNmY2MwBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwM0BHZ0aWQD BHNlYwNzcg--?qid=20080729011517AAArlV4&p=calories%20in%20hum an%20semen
Sharon 
