4 month KAPOW!!!

I've been married for 17 years to a wonderful woman whose put up with her share of "OMG GARY, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM?" (the kids) and, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUCH CUSHIONS?" (my fort of solitude).

But, all in all, we've worked, traveled, raised two GREAT kids (almost in college) Been through ups and downs, like any great love affair I suppose. I consider myself to be a responsible parent, tax paying citizen whose love of Country and community are unsurpassed.

But tonight, my wife looked me right in the eye, and asked me if I would, "smash her Temple of Syrinx" see (iloveravens) ..."please"? WTF bro?

Okay here's WAY TMI. We've not done anything intimately since a week before my Aug. 24 surgery date. So, she's is getting antsy, so to speak. I've personally been worried about the protein spent during eja... (you fricken know what I mean.)  But, I put my fears of severe protein deficiency aside for the required 90 minutes of (see above^) 

I WAS SPECTACULAR!!!! ...................for 37 SECONDS!!! I know, shut up! 

But, finally to a question. How often should I aim for (no pun intended) a week? I'm serious about the protein thing though. I currently aim for 100 grams a day. Is that enough to properly smash away? It's WAY more important to you-know -who, to know this than me.  I know this site is mostly women for two reasons. 1. There's no pictures of guy's poop. and 2. Nobody EVER wants to talk about football. So, ladies, please be gentle. And Thanks again.

You are getting a great amount of protein so you shouldn't worry.  Consider the energy you exert as a form of cardio exercise.  Carry on, my friend.

Thank you!

You made your wife wait 4 months? That is crazy. How often did you have sex before your surgery? If you have sexual issues you should speak to your doctor about that.

You should probably ask this on the Men's Forum if you have not already.

okay, 1. yes   2. twice a week, except on a full moon, or a leap year. 3. And the Men's forum is only going to laugh like iloveravens did. And it's a sausage=fest over there 4. I still consider you my mentor. so there! Happy Christmas.

OK, then you need to get back on that twice a week schedule. Pronto!! Your wife will be happier and therefore you will be happier 

Merry Christmas!!

How much time do you spend practicing? Maybe that's the trouble.

I'm "practicing" as I write this. Should I cut back?

I'm sorry I laughed.  I honestly couldn't tell if you were trolling or not.  Usually a post that has the phrase "smash my p*" is a little on the wild side for these parts 

I love to laugh. This cracked me up when it happened. She's great at hearing some new stupid phrase, and working it into our conversations. I think what you said was hilarious. I will use the term "The Temple of Syrinx" to refer to "it" in the future.