I've lost an air conditioner, a microwave and a bale of hay!!

I have lost an elephant's penis and a chihuahua or 8 human heads and a guinea pig.

 

A mid-sized microwave and an average human brain...this is pretty awesome! Lol

An average fashion model and a human head (this just cracks me up)

OR

five pugs (at least five of my pug. She weighs in at 25 lbs)

 

LMAO!!!  I've lost the World's Largest Ball of Tape ... thank you so much for this.  

I have an event to go to tonight and I've been having a bit of a meltdown.  I have one sweater that fits (and is the same thing I've worn the the last 3 get-togethers, I just realized how thin my hair has gotten so styling it was an issue, I have a burst vessel that makes me look like I have Zombie Eye ... AND it's the first day of my period so everything is magnified x 100.

I so needed this giggle

Thanks!

Hmmmm So I have lost

 

The World's largest Ball of Tape and an average Human Brain...

 

But I can not stop thinking about the Elephants penis you all are losing!!! LOLOL

 

 

I've lost a guinea pig, a dozen krispy kreme donuts, a chihuahua, and an average human leg.

I've lost an elephant's heart & a guinea pig ;)

a new born calf and a rack of baby ribs.... do you think I lost them cuz I've eaten about that much meat since surgery? lol

An Irish setter & guinea pig

Some days, I have lost an average adult man.

Other days I have "only" lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary, an average two-year old, a human head, a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and a guinea pig. (I don't know why, but that combination appealed to me.)

Lora