For the MENZ! (Men Only Ladies Don't look)

onechunkymonkey
on 5/9/12 1:23 am, edited 5/9/12 1:23 am - Novato, CA

My husband lost 60 lbs. recently & I have to say - Either it got longer or the weight loss made it so we could get closer together.

 

To those of you who don't like this post, you can kindly leave the thread!  This is a part of life! Grow up & stop getting embarrassed about sex! We are all adults here... Or at least I thought we were!

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akray99
on 5/9/12 1:28 am - Rouses Point, NY
RNY on 04/17/12
It is true indeed.  As a matter of fact, I've lost 10 lbs and gained 1/3 of an inch.  I can hardly wait for my girlfriends birthday in September.  By then I could loose upwards of 120 lbs.  That means I'll be able to give her something really nice this year!! 

The penis you have is what you were given and will only lenghten by the amount of fat you have around it.  I'm Irish so I got the short end of the stick!
        
Cleopatra_Nik
on 5/10/12 10:48 pm - Baltimore, MD
 I am not even touching the pun in the last sentence. Nope...not doing it!

RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!

Paul C.
on 5/10/12 11:16 pm - Cumming, GA
 I once heard a remark about the Irish, that went something like this.

Not every stick can reach the bottom of the bucket, but every stick can sure beat the hell out of the sides of the bucket!
Paul C.
First 5K 9/27/20 46:32 - 11 weeks post op  (PR 28:55 8/15/11)
First 10K 7/04/2011 1:03      
      First 15K 9/18/2011 1:37
First Half Marathon 10/02/2011 2:27:44 (
PR 2:24:35)   
First Half Ironman 9/30/12 7:32:04
Kim S.
on 5/9/12 1:40 am - Helena, AL
I'm sorry, but I don't care where you post it, I ALWAYS look at YOUR posts!

Um, my man has never had an overweight day in his life....but his junk (boat, not paddle) has gotten L O N G E R as he gets O L D E R!

Holla!
             
     
Paul C.
on 5/9/12 2:31 am - Cumming, GA


I had no doubt you and Kim would read this. 
Paul C.
First 5K 9/27/20 46:32 - 11 weeks post op  (PR 28:55 8/15/11)
First 10K 7/04/2011 1:03      
      First 15K 9/18/2011 1:37
First Half Marathon 10/02/2011 2:27:44 (
PR 2:24:35)   
First Half Ironman 9/30/12 7:32:04
Oceanbreeze
on 5/9/12 3:45 am - PA
On May 9, 2012 at 8:40 AM Pacific Time, Kim S. wrote:
I'm sorry, but I don't care where you post it, I ALWAYS look at YOUR posts!

Um, my man has never had an overweight day in his life....but his junk (boat, not paddle) has gotten L O N G E R as he gets O L D E R!

Holla!
Perhaps gravity affects the ol' dangle down as men get older, just as it affects our boobs!  :)
Paul C.
on 5/9/12 3:53 am - Cumming, GA
 Hey don't ruin our hopes of increased junk length! WHo cares why it happens lets just appreciate the fact it does or may happen!  without the need to reply to any spam in our email or the use of strings with bricks tied to one end!
Paul C.
First 5K 9/27/20 46:32 - 11 weeks post op  (PR 28:55 8/15/11)
First 10K 7/04/2011 1:03      
      First 15K 9/18/2011 1:37
First Half Marathon 10/02/2011 2:27:44 (
PR 2:24:35)   
First Half Ironman 9/30/12 7:32:04
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on 5/9/12 4:33 am
 Hmmmm. I wonder if that correlates with how our breasts get L O N G E R with A G E?!! :D
  
Monica M.
on 5/9/12 1:42 am - Penetanguishene, Canada
Paul, for the record, i am not a man. I would like to contribute to this, however.

My husband lost a LOT of weight a couple of years ago (has since gained it back, but whatever, he's good the way he is). When he was thin (and i mean thin, bones and everything, way too thin, in my opinion), i think his "junk" lost some girth, for sure. it sure as heck felt smaller to me. May have gained in length, not sure about that, but definitely lost some girth.

Didn't change our relationship either in a good or bad way.
        
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