The Mad Lib paragraph

Cleopatra_Nik
on 4/20/12 7:41 am - Baltimore, MD

...for the few of you *****sponded!

Face it, (your name), you are about the greatest thing since (favorite food). No one else can (verb) like you can. Your best friend says your the (adjective)-est person in the world. Sure, you once (embarrassing thing you did), but you also (honorable thing you did). So, (favorite endearment), today is the day you’re going to stop beating yourself up for being (negative adjective) and start loving yourself for being (positive adjective), (positive adjective), and (positive adjective). And if people give you a (adjective) time, just tell ‘em they can take their (noun) and (verb) it up their (body part)!

I'll post mine below.

RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!

Cleopatra_Nik
on 4/20/12 7:41 am - Baltimore, MD

RNY on 01/08/08

Face it, Nikki, you are about the greatest thing since peanut butter. Nobody else can booty-shake like you can. Your best friend says you’re the “persnickety-est" person in the world. Sure you once farted in public, but you also raised money for breast cancer. So, sweetie-pop, today is the day you’re going to stop beating yourself up for being trifling and start loving yourself for being fabulous, gorgeous and sexilicious. And if people give you a bodacious time, just tell ‘em to take their carpet and swing it up their butt-cheek!

RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!

LJ1972
on 4/20/12 7:59 am - FL

RNY on 08/16/11

HAHAHA I missed this .... I'll have to watch for a new one lol

JUSTJUNQUIES
on 4/20/12 7:59 am - Citrus Heights, CA

RNY on 04/04/12

I don't even know you but I love you

Donna Q. --5'8" -60 years old
Band 2005
hw320 sw276 lw with band 195 gw 160-180?
Bypass 4/4/2012
pre sw 258 lw RNY 162 cw 203

exohexoh
on 4/20/12 8:49 am - West Chester, PA

RNY on 09/27/10

Face it, jen, you are about the greatest thing since cheese (not so sure that's a compliment lol). No one else can sit like you can. Your best friend says your the snazziest person in the world. Sure, you once fell dwon, but you also got an a. So, girl, today is the day you’re going to stop beating yourself up for being skanky and start loving yourself for being fantastic, fierce, and wonderful. And if people give you a pink time, just tell ‘em they can take their sharpie and type it up their penis!

uhhh that last sentence scares me a little bit lol

<3 jen <3

<3 starting weight: 252 <3 goal weight: 135 <3 current weight: 151 <3

RNY: 9/27/10 <3 Extended Tummy Tuck w/hip & thigh lipo: 6/6/13

seeking_freedom
on 4/20/12 9:11 am - winnipeg, Canada

RNY on 06/05/12

oh wow!!
i soooo needed that laugh!
thank you ladies!
niki

refered to weight wise , edmonton june 2010, asessment nov 2011, surg june 2012

wendydettmer
on 4/20/12 9:39 am - Rochester, NY

RNY on 12/22/11

Face it, Wendy, you are about the greatest thing since Little Ceasers Pizza. No one else can love like you can. Your best friend says your the sweetest person in the world. Sure, you once used to binge, but you also protect the children in your care. So, honey, today is the day you’re going to stop beating yourself up for being moody at times and start loving yourself for being a great parent, a great wife, and a wonderful soul. And if people give you a tough time, just tell ‘em they can take their opinions and poke it up their ear!

Follow my vegan transition at www.bariatricvegan.com
HW:288 CW:146.4 GW: 140 RNY: 12/22/11

exohexoh
on 4/20/12 10:02 am - West Chester, PA

RNY on 09/27/10

yours actually works and isn't really funny until the last sentence! (and the little ceasers pizza of course lol)

<3 jen <3

<3 starting weight: 252 <3 goal weight: 135 <3 current weight: 151 <3

RNY: 9/27/10 <3 Extended Tummy Tuck w/hip & thigh lipo: 6/6/13

wendydettmer
on 4/20/12 10:11 am - Rochester, NY

RNY on 12/22/11

lol. yeah i think i missed the other post though! i just thought this was fun.

Follow my vegan transition at www.bariatricvegan.com
HW:288 CW:146.4 GW: 140 RNY: 12/22/11

qnmimi
on 4/20/12 2:35 pm - Cottage Grove, MN

RNY on 01/13/11

Face it Mary, you are about the greatest thing since they figured out how to fry bacon. No one else can give stink eye like you can. Your best friend thinks you are the loudest with your opinions in the world. Sure, you once fell down an escalator at Sears, but you also saved your mother-in-law from choking at a party before you had formal training(thanks, dad!) So, toots, today is the day you stop beating yourself up for being downright evil to your family before your wake-up coffee, and start loving yourself for being honest, caring, and a good problem solver. And if people give you a bad time, tell em they can take their drama, and ask me why my head veins need to explode dealing with it.

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