Friday Fun: Curse out your stall!!!

Kristi D. this one is for you, babe!

Are you stalled? Have you ever stalled? It sucks, right?

Curse out your stall!!! Call it ever horrible name in the book. Demand that it go away. Threaten to beat it up. Let out that frustration!

We all get stalls. We all hate them. Here's our chance to tell our stalls what we REALLY think about them!

Join in the fun!

Mine is more like curse out your plateau...(smiles)

Hey, you, plateau!

I wasn't finished yet!!! But here you come trying to wreck my total world domination plan. I told you I wanted to look like Beyonce!!! How DARE you try to take that dream away from me!!!

You wanna play hardball? Huh? HUH? Well I got one for you.

I ACCEPT ME!

That's right. I accept me. So THERE! I am curvy (and bumpy in a few spots) but guess what, I'm not stopping. I will never stop. I will still exercise (cuz I like it) and I will keep working. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.

...plus your breath stinks. It really does. You should consider a mint or something.

At any rate, (BLEEP) you! No...SMURF you! You are a low-down dirty rotten presence in my life and I HATE YOU for every moment you made me feel like less than what I am, which is awesome!

HUH!

yeah!!!! what she said,,(pointing above her),,,LOLOLOL

Thanks, but you are too early out to have plateau'd truly (that's when the weight won't move for months or years). So I think you'll be moving again in no time! Keep up the good work!

Personally I don't like the word stall.  I don't understand why everyone freaks out about having a bout of not losing weight.  There will be those times.  That is what your body does - at least that is what mine does - lose and adjust.  I have never considered any of my peroids of non-weight loss a stall, it is an adjustment period.  I KNOW that if I follow my plan I will lose weight and I am happy with that. 

Sure it is nice having pound after pound fall off of you, but to have that happen every day for months and months straight just isn't how it works.


Sarah

Well yes...that would be the common sense reasoning.

But most of us (myself included) don't always operate on good common sense. So we do silly things like curse out imaginary entities in our heads.

LOL. Thanks for the word of reason!

Yeah im with Cleopatra...

Stall you dirty rotten SOB!!!! I demand you to go and NEVER come back!!! LOL

the only thing i cant stand about being in this 4 week long stall is that i dont know if im doing something wrong. is 1200 calories too much at 6.5 months? am i not moving around enough? is it ME or is it my body catching up...time will tell

Curse out the stall. Tell it that dammit, you don't know what it wants from you!!!

CURSE IT! You'll feel better. I promise.

You are not welcome in my house.  It is totally not fair that you come to visit me when I think I am doing everything right.  You skip right over my husband who can lose 10 pounds in a week simply by upping his exercise and cutting carbs.  I never see you visit those skinny  XXXxx  who live off of twizlers and popcorn. 

This time you are not going to win.  In the past I would give up after a few weeks of not loosing.  This time I will not. 

Get out of my life.  I don't ever want to see you again.