OT: National Tell-A-Joke Day

In honor of National Tell-A-Joke Day, I feel it is my patriotic duty to step up and start being the American that I should be! LOL  So here it goes.....

Where does virgin wool come from???  Ugly sheep  

Sorry..that was really bad but I heard that on the radio and laughed all the way to work thinking about it and had to pass it on. 

Have a great day....and feel free to share.  The more "corny" they are the better!!

ok, here goes.....

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.'

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?'

The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'     

Have a great day everybody!
 

Love it!!!

hey u gonna make me pop a stitch. Hilarious!