never trust a fart

Dave Chambers
on 8/10/11 3:28 pm - Mira Loma, CA
Amen. I found that out the first two nights after I got home from my surgery.  NTAF are good words to live by. When I go into a store, I scope out where the throne room is located.  DAVE

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samsander
on 8/10/11 4:14 pm - CA
LOL...... and, been there!!!!
C

Mary SW 273  CW 158  GW 160


       

Proudtobaloser
on 8/10/11 11:24 pm - Fayetteville, NC
Ok this is not funny for that to happen but that quote is hilarious. My hubby said it just this morning when he found out I have hit cabbage soup phase. Cabbage and I are NOT friends and all I can say is those here have to watch their noses for the next week and a half. LOL.
        
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Paul C.
on 8/11/11 10:39 am - Cumming, GA
It isn't the smell you should worry about. You need to worry about the lumps. LOL
Paul C.
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mrs.berry
on 8/11/11 12:37 am
omg i totally lol'd when i saw your message subject. i completely understand and i NEVER TRUST A FART anymore!
RNY Gastric Bypass 1/14/11
SW 276.5
GW 150 - met 12/11!!! 
Pregnant w/ #1 due 4/9/13
MommyosaRose
on 8/11/11 4:02 am
Well said Kelly!!!

~Starting Weight: 261 lbs~~Pre-Op Weight: 241 lbs~
~Current Weight: 155 lbs~

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SweetGirl11
on 8/11/11 9:54 am
Oh no, Kelly, you poor thing!!!  I thought I had done that in bed the other day, but it was just, uh, a very "hot fart"!!! 

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