Multiple Dr appts made, but need cheering up... jokes? uplifting stuff?

SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John… Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven.

♥Friends are like underwear ... some are downright sexy ... some crawl up your butt ... some snap under pressure ... some don't have the strength to hold you up ... some get a little twisted ... some are your favorite ... some are hole-y ... some are cheap and just plain nasty ... and some actually cover your butt when you need them to. ♥

MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD-at the doctor, BFF-best friend fell, BTW-bring the walker, BYOT-bring your own teeth, FWIW -forgot where I was, GGPBL-gotta go, pacemaker battery low, IMHO-is my hearing aid on?, LMDO-laughing my dentures out, OMMR-on my massage recliner, ROFLACGU-rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up, TTML-talk to me louder.