Angry with my boobs

Dear Nik's boobs,

I don't know if you got the memo, but one of the so-called "perks" of this surgery is that you guys were supposed to be a bit more manageable. Now granted...you're easier to deal with than you were at say...a 48H cup. But still....I have a few issues with you, namely:

1. Do you KNOW how hard it is to find a correct fitting bra in a larger cup size with a smaller waist size. Yes, they do carry 36 DDD BUT they never ever fit right. Why can't you conform???

2. And if you're going to be big, at least be big and voluptuous. I mean, own it already!!! The wrinkly paper bag look? So not hot. Seriously.

3 . And whilst we're complaining, I blame you for at least 50% of my bounce back weight, which makes the difficulty in outfitting you even more eggregious.

I expect some resolution to the above complaints ASAP...or I might have to call in the authorities.

Love,

Nik

Personally, I find it strange to get angry at a body part that has "left the building".... if mine ever return, I'm sure I'll write them a note telling them how mad I am at them.

Mine left the building...but then they came back!

The small waist, big boob look. I don't know if I like it. Not to be crass (warning: crassness to follow) but if I remotely try to dress sexy, it comes off as ***** Me no likey. Need to start a boob reduction penny jar.

true, I've never been fond of that look myself. how'd you entice em back?

You and your boobs need a mediator!!  lol

OMG...You  guys have  me rolling  on  the  floor. I  must  say I definately  feel  your  pain. They  use  to  stand  at  attention but  now  they sit  down...lol. My  boobs  ahve  fallen  and  can't  get  up.

Nik, I feel your pain!  I'm 9 days away from surgery and I can't even imagine where mine will end up.  I'm a 38F right now and when I was my smallest (in highschool eons ago) I was a 36DDD as well.  It is such a pain in the ass to find bras that size!  You can never get the cutesy little bras because they don't come in your cup size.  Or if they are in your cup size the band is too big.  

My boobs look quite sad since having my daughter and breastfeeding.  I've got my breast reduction jar already going lol.  Fortunately, my insurance will cover most of it because I have back problems.  The only thing they require is that I'm at a healthy BMI first.  No problem there.  It may take me a little while, but I WILL get there.  

Your post made me laugh.  I was just telling my husband this morning I wanted a lift and reduction while they did my RNY.  

Yes! This!

When I wear tshirts that actually fit, I look like a porn star. Those of you who want an hourglass figure can have mine. Please. I have size medium shoulders and size xl boobs!

My "cut these things off" fund is building as we speak!

PS...I do not like you fraternizing with the enemy (aka my stomach).  You two (or three, as the case may be) need to seriously stay away from each other!

Ok, totally spit out my coffee on that!  Good one!

My boobs and my tummy are both in a race for my knees!!!  I think my boobs might win.