Steatopygia...again? (Godforsaken PICS!)

Jupiter6
on 8/2/09 8:28 am, edited 8/2/09 12:56 pm - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ



Oh my god-- I found my pre and post plastics doppleganger. It laid flat for a while...but now...after plastics...the swelling....and...

Damn it Nik...I TOLD you!  Din't I TELL you???? You can't repress it. It comes back! It's in the blood!

Everybody,  shut up. I need a drink.

What the crap are these photographers from National Geographic doing IN MY LIVING ROOM??????

I am NOT a Hottentot. I swear to God, my family is from Western New York. I have papers!!!!

 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

Cleopatra_Nik
on 8/2/09 8:55 am - Baltimore, MD
You are in good company Shari


Wanda and me got dat booty too!

(Sha nay nay got it too but I couldn't find a good picture of that heffa!)

RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!

Jupiter6
on 8/2/09 9:03 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ
Yes, but I got mine without melanin! How the hell did THAT happen? 'Splain THAT! Nik, I am telling you, this ain't a condition you see much in the 'burbs. (Although if Miss Lithia's around, she'll tell you she got it somehow too. We're stumped.)



 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

Cleopatra_Nik
on 8/2/09 9:07 am - Baltimore, MD
I told you already. You are an albino dear. You're black...u just got cheated out of the skin color end of the deal.

RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!

Jupiter6
on 8/2/09 9:20 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ
But I don't eat greens. See? I'm a farce, I'm a nobody, a misfit. My people didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on ME.

We really need to sort out my cultural identity.

Potential arguments for:

1) I do know every word of "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing" and understand everything Mushmouth says on Fat Albert
2) At 350 pounds I still shook my ass on the dance floor on Friday nights
3) Little in the middle but I got much back
4) Mom's name is Lynnette
5) I believe Mac and Cheese should be its own food group

Potential arguments against:
1) Mom is a redhead with freckles (I'm a ginger-- I dye my hair dark) and dad looks like Fred Flintstone
2) Neither one of them can dance worth a damn
3) I won't eat chicken thighs OR hot sauce
4) My BF does go south (BWAHHH HAAA HAAA....wait-- that only proves that HE'S white. My bad.)
5) Even my pubic hair is straight

I'll let you decide, Nik. I'm clearly unqualified. ;)

 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

Jupiter6
on 8/2/09 9:06 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ
Oh my goodness!
[Shanaynay]

 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

stephalie_2000
on 8/2/09 8:57 am, edited 8/2/09 8:59 am - Snellville, GA
You guys are hilarious..  have you seen this 'preview' of Wanda and Sheneneh from the BET awards?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVuTWlqA2Y
steph1.jpg picture by stephlowe

HW 320/ Pre-op 309 / CW 196 / GW 150

Cleopatra_Nik
on 8/2/09 9:05 am - Baltimore, MD
I did see it. It was friggin hilarious!

RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!

Jupiter6
on 8/2/09 9:10 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ
Sorry, I can't see the TV past my ass!

 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

(deactivated member)
on 8/2/09 9:14 am - Coram, NY
You guys are hilarious!!!!  I am a white girl with what my black husband calls an "ethnic behind".   I have an unusally large, curvaceous (fortunately not saggy) butt.   I have assured my husband that, since it is so big, I will still have a big booty even after I lose the rest of the weight. 

I don't have big boobs so I guess I gotta have something!!!

HOORAY for us big booty girls!

Michelle
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