Holy muthaf*cka that hurt

Ever get one of those fraggin gas bubbles that wedges between your shoulder blades and won't let go?

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS it woke me up, I was dyin, omg. I walked and breathed and gas-xed and finally farted it out but holy cripes. It reminded me of gallstone hell.

Now I dunno how I'm going to get back to sleep, I'm all wired up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH. I don't even know what i ate that gave me gas, I was a good girl today.

Oh and when I got up I heard racket outside so I look and the great dane next door was in my yard - guess his electric collar batteries are out - and guess what? He got into my damn trash. Tuesday is trash day so it was full. Ugh. Morning will be fun.

I'm sorry about the pain, and the dog and the trash, dogs into trash sucks!!

But I have to THANK YOU!!! I think the pains I've been having, which feel liike gallbladder pain, but had mine out in August.... are GAS!!!! It just dawned on me I typically fart with all the pain.... duhhh why didn't I EVER think of this!?!?

if it IS gas - lay over the arm of the couch, take a couple gas-x and deep breathe til the farting kicks in. ulcers feel similar though (but kinda burny instead of OMG SOMEONES RIPPING OUT MY RIB CAGE) so you might wanna have it checked.

Thanks for the tip!

I talked to the surgeon about it at my year appintment last eek and she was just "not sure" and told me to keep an eye on it...

I fart when my ulcer flairs up ... oh wait.  I fart all the time.

SO FAR THE PAIN HAS NOT BEEN TOO BAD FOR ME EXCEPT IN THE CENTER OF MY CHEST.  I MAKE MYSELF BURP AS MUCH AS I CAN, LOUD BURPS TRYING TO GET THE AIR/GAS OUT.  THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTIONS.

JOY

Last night must have been the night for GI distress. I was up with horrible pain like something was stuck...after I'd been asleep for over 4 hours...and hadn't had anything to eat in over 7 hours. Took two Tums, sat here and felt the foamies start, my mouth water like I was going to puke, and then belched a few times and it finally passed. But my goodness it was awful. :(

I'll confess that yesterday I was into the SF Lifesavers too many times.  Had sugar alcohol issues late in the evening.  Was stinking up the place when the cramping began.  Made the "foamies" in the toilet bowl because of the down pressure I had really churned the water!  After three trips to the bathroom I was back to just passin' gas.

Might I suggest a bee bee gun on the Great Dane? LOL. We go a bit bigger caliber around here (44 mag) but our issues with neighbor dogs tend to be bigger and meaner and doing more destructive things like killing our cats...

He's a big sweetie, and a gorgeous dog, Id hate to hurt him. It's not his fault his owners are morons. They don't deserve such a beautiful animal really.

If he was mean, especially around my kids and animals in my yard, I'd clock him without a second thought, he IS huge. He could probably swallow my cat whole and he's 25 lbs of kitty goodness.