OT: COUGARS and MILFs Unite!!!

Ok, I apologize, but maybe it's just the man in me . . . when I read the line about him needing a ride home, I thought this was going to turn into a Penthouse Forum-style letter. Yes, I was disappointed that it didn't :(

ahahahahaha Daniel...  you missed my Penthouse forum story (a couple months ago).  My car broke down while I was in my Victoria Secret jammies in the middle of the dark morning in a bad neighborhood.  Oh, help me kind sir...help me... Dawn

You can always say  "I didn't think much of your approach, now lets see your take off" LOL!!