Darn you, WLS! *shakes fist*
I'm pretty sure that standing around in a WalMart with your pants around your ankles has become acceptable behavior throughout most of the south. Unless you're in the seafood aisle ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkthatyoudo.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
OMG! I needed that laugh today! My dad used to just use rope to tie his pants up. No new holes needed. Suspenders are also an option. Please get some new underpants though. I can't imagine that they offer you much support or protection. Buy'em 1 size too small to satisfy your frugal nature. Or....you can just switch to cover-alls...prision cover-alls in bright orange would get you some even more interesting looks!
Beginning 265/surgery 255/goal 140/ low 122/ current 158!!!
Post RNY 12/6/07, Post Abdominiopasty/Hernia repair 3/4/09