Kinda gross fart post

OMG I just choked and blew crystal light all over my desk ...everyone here is looking at me...you guys are awesome! xxxbecca

I just burst out laughing. In our house, it's two boys and a dog in one bedroom, with the door closed all night long.  This morning my husband walked outta that room waving his hand in front of his face, looking sick and gagging.  Thought he was gonna die. On the other hand, yesterday at work was my "hideous gas" day -- fortunately we keep air freshener in the bathrooms, but it was a miracle I made it to the john in time.  I am so grateful to the people who manufacture air freshener that I don't even care if it depletes the ozone layer and hastens the end of the planet.  Charming

I was laughing so hard I had to read all of these to my hubby....who stinks me out on a daily basis and I look forward to the payback baby!!!!! You guys are GREAT!!!

wow. sounds impressive. i gotta say i'm a little jealous. i've farted only a handfull of times since surgery. all these people talk about their incredible farting.......... not me. i miss farting. i get all cramped up & gasy feeling sometimes....... but it passes & then no fart. anywho - fun story!

My husband has never had this surgery, but still manages to be a methane factory.   I told him the other night that paybacks were comming!  I'm not stinky yet, but I've been warned.  I can't wait to fart and fluff the blankets!!!! 

Glad to see that the DS board is not the only one where the hills are alive with the sound of music, as it were May I recommend the product Citrus Magic?  Or as DH likes to refer to it "****rus."  It can take the foulest odors I can produce *** and after lots of raw cabbage?  The bathroom smells like an open sewer in Thailand at noon in July.  Just sayin'  Cole slaw is not my friend.) and makes them smell like the inside of an orange peel.  Seriously, this stuff has saved lives.  And marriages. Happy tooting, y'all!

LOL...this stuff is no joke!!...We use it around the fire-houses for the various odors that firefighters creeate and it's like magi****ven works on my bulldog!!) ...love the stuff!!! xxxBecca

any one scent better than another? talkin bout the citrus magic....