Kinda gross fart post

Carissima
on 1/16/08 5:02 am - Greenville, SC

OH MY! Y'all make me laugh so hard! I am giggling so much. I think it would be awesome if I could clear the floor. Teehee. I think some of mine are worse than dog farts. Can't even blame those on the puppy. :)

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wendybear1
on 1/16/08 5:30 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 06/22/07

I've finally gotten some Devrom. It really does work as well as stated. I don't have smelly farts and my poop doesn't even smell so bad. This is good for when I need to fart/poop and I'm not the only person for miles around.

Jandell
on 1/16/08 5:35 am - Glendora, CA

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LOL you made me spi****er on my monitor! I don't have those farty days often but yesterday was my day! P U!!!

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Terri R. R
on 1/16/08 5:47 am - 'bout 45 minutes from San Francisco, CA

RNY on 02/13/06

I once farted after my co-worker left to go to lunch. When she came back, over an hour later, she asked if I had farted. I told her yes but over an hour ago. She told me it smelled like something had crawled up my ass and died. Just a few nights ago, hubby and I were in the car. I let loose one. He was gagging as he rolled down the window. It took him 15 minutes to recover. He said he couldn't say anything because he thought his vocal cords were scarred. teeheehee

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PlumpKitty
on 1/16/08 6:20 am - Fredericton, Canada

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You should have saved one of those for last night when he was eating, that MIGHT have slowed him down hehehehe snugs T

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Terri R. R
on 1/16/08 8:04 am - 'bout 45 minutes from San Francisco, CA

RNY on 02/13/06

Nope, done that and not even my farts can slow down the eating machine.

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abbiemarie
on 1/16/08 6:02 am - Crawfordville, FL

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I'm laughing out loud and everyone around my office is wondering why!?!? You all crack me up!

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Gina D.
on 1/16/08 6:23 am - NY

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I am laughing and crying at the same time here, My husband had his surgery 4 years ago, and I swear daily he stinks, his gas is deadly, He carries around an air freshener to work, he is a city busdriver, and he feels it is hysterical to hear the customers gagging.......I yell at him about not doing it in the room I am in and all he keeps saying is just wait, soon gina soon and then you will have no right to ***** Being the only female in my house, my 2 boys and hubby just stink me out.

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Jasmine130
on 1/16/08 6:29 am - Redwood City, CA

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Oh good heavens. I just had to surreptiously open and read this thread while in a serious meeting. Trying really really hard to keep a straight face! oh my you guys crack me up! Nodding my head and knitting my brow like I'm taking notes. -Jasmine

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