Kinda gross fart post
g1rl 0n f1re
on 1/16/08 7:40 am - City of Angels, CA
on 1/16/08 7:40 am - City of Angels, CA
I just burst out laughing.
In our house, it's two boys and a dog in one bedroom, with the door closed all night long. This morning my husband walked outta that room waving his hand in front of his face, looking sick and gagging. Thought he was gonna die.
On the other hand, yesterday at work was my "hideous gas" day -- fortunately we keep air freshener in the bathrooms, but it was a miracle I made it to the john in time. I am so grateful to the people who manufacture air freshener that I don't even care if it depletes the ozone layer and hastens the end of the planet.
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on 1/16/08 11:22 am - St. Paul, MN
on 1/16/08 11:22 am - St. Paul, MN
wow. sounds impressive. i gotta say i'm a little jealous. i've farted only a handfull of times since surgery. all these people talk about their incredible farting.......... not me. i miss farting. i get all cramped up & gasy feeling sometimes....... but it passes & then no fart. anywho - fun story!
My husband has never had this surgery, but still manages to be a methane factory.
I told him the other night that paybacks were comming! I'm not stinky yet, but I've been warned. I can't wait to fart and fluff the blankets!!!! 
Beginning 265/surgery 255/goal 140/ low 122/ current 158!!!
Post RNY 12/6/07, Post Abdominiopasty/Hernia repair 3/4/09
Glad to see that the DS board is not the only one where the hills are alive with the sound of music, as it were 
May I recommend the product Citrus Magic? Or as DH likes to refer to it "****rus." It can take the foulest odors I can produce *** and after lots of raw cabbage? The bathroom smells like an open sewer in Thailand at noon in July. Just sayin' Cole slaw is not my friend.) and makes them smell like the inside of an orange peel. Seriously, this stuff has saved lives. And marriages.
Happy tooting, y'all!
May I recommend the product Citrus Magic? Or as DH likes to refer to it "****rus." It can take the foulest odors I can produce *** and after lots of raw cabbage? The bathroom smells like an open sewer in Thailand at noon in July. Just sayin' Cole slaw is not my friend.) and makes them smell like the inside of an orange peel. Seriously, this stuff has saved lives. And marriages.
Happy tooting, y'all! sw:298/cw:152/no goal set
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." --J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." --J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
g1rl 0n f1re
on 1/16/08 9:13 pm - City of Angels, CA
on 1/16/08 9:13 pm - City of Angels, CA
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