Hallucination's of Red Lobster - 8 days left til Revision

I am starting to hallucinate due to this damn 1200 calorie liquid pre op diet.

I see shrimp, lobster, cole slaw, cheddar chesse bisquits, frozen strawberry Margaritas in my head.

I am soooooo tempted to haul ass to Red Lobster it is not even funny.

Dr. Nickolson won't know it.

LMAO.

I have 8 days to get rid of it.

UGHHHHH.

DAMN DAMN DAMN.

This is what I get for passing by there with my window open while on this pre op diet.

OK .OK. OK.......I'm off to have a protein shake.

LMAO.

Have an absolutely fabulous evening everyone.

LOL...ok so you not drink anything for two days, then you'll have 2400 calories to use, right?  Just kidding....

I'm grateful I didnt have the 10 diet before surgery, just soft foods 2 days before, and clear liquids the day before....but I had to drink 3 liters of that nylytely nasty stuff.

All is going well for me....no head hunger yet.  I prayer that sensation stays away for a long time.

Nannette,

That is a great plan.

LMAO.

I have not eaten Red Lobster in years, but when you smell it when you drive by it brings all of the memories back.

That was my last meal b4 surgery in 2002.

Wow I am so glad that I did not have to do that nylytely nasty stuff.

I think I will take my 1200 calorie liquid diet over that stuff anyday.

I am so glad that you are doing well after your surgery.

I pray that head hunger stays away for a long time too.

Good luck with your follow up appt tomorrow.

I hope he gives you what you want.

I am routing for you.

Well what did Dr. A say about you going to work?

And they keep running those Red Lobster 'endless shrimp' commercials over and over and over........ they keep saying 'for a limited time only' - as if we didnt know that already!!!

LMAO.

That is the worst.

I have started putting my TV on mute when a commercial comes on.

If it is a show I recorded I can always fast forward through it with the DVR.

The good thing is that I now only have three days left so it will go away soon.