Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...
Guess I am feeling a bit GOOFY today... I am pondering the idea of changing my screen name..... in light of the fact that I am having considerable PAIN THE THE BUTT (literally) from this weight loss..... How about "Bony Butt"? Ug. I may end up getting myself a nice soft chair pad...sitting here is KILLING ME!!! Boy, the dilemmas we Losers must now face.....
Instead of what we used to be dilemma-ized with:
* Ooohh... are my clothes shrinking?
* Hmmm... the stores must be making clothing SMALLER...Hmmm....
* Ugggg... how will I ever fit into this chair??
(you get the picture...)
NOW, however, we are faced with:
* What are these HARD things in my sides? Do I have a disease???
Oh, I remember this from science in school.....they are RIBS!
* Did I REALLY slide comfortably into this airline seat AND buckle the
seatbelt without help from the entire flight crew and an extension???
* "Why yes, Waitress, only ONE egg for me this time around! Oh, and
hold the bagel for someone *****ally wants it!"
* Hmmmmm..... should I get these size 10 HOT PINK capris and the
7" stillettos, OR the FLUOURESCENT GREEN stretch pants and the
6" floral wedgies???
Whew! I cannot take all the new and exciting decisions I must now make! Someone stop me, QUICK!
OK. I am done now. :)
Instead of what we used to be dilemma-ized with:
* Ooohh... are my clothes shrinking?
* Hmmm... the stores must be making clothing SMALLER...Hmmm....
* Ugggg... how will I ever fit into this chair??
(you get the picture...)
NOW, however, we are faced with:
* What are these HARD things in my sides? Do I have a disease???
Oh, I remember this from science in school.....they are RIBS!
* Did I REALLY slide comfortably into this airline seat AND buckle the
seatbelt without help from the entire flight crew and an extension???
* "Why yes, Waitress, only ONE egg for me this time around! Oh, and
hold the bagel for someone *****ally wants it!"
* Hmmmmm..... should I get these size 10 HOT PINK capris and the
7" stillettos, OR the FLUOURESCENT GREEN stretch pants and the
6" floral wedgies???
Whew! I cannot take all the new and exciting decisions I must now make! Someone stop me, QUICK!
OK. I am done now. :)
mew6495
on 2/25/09 9:46 am - MI
on 2/25/09 9:46 am - MI