REVISION ROMANCE??? A poem
REVISION ROMANCE?
Can Romance be won when a Revision is done?
I hardly can fathom the thought.
For how can you know when you'll just have to go?
And kill ol' Romance's forethought!
I know it's the case, 'cause I've been in that place
And it's not a nice place to be found.
To get in the mood with just protein as food
When dining with love on the town.
Hand-holding, yes, and a new little dress
Can get the ol' love fires a'flaming.
But after dessert, when you're wanting to flirt
The bathroom is where you are aiming.
And what do you use when you want to amuse
Your True Love...what fragrance to wear?
It won't really matter, for after the splatter
Lysol is all that is there!
And then there's the joy of the 'pressure', oh boy!
When holding your True Love so closely.
Your whispers he'll hear as he nibbles your ear
Turn into "Excuse my farts grossly!!"
Advice I can give to all those who do live
With the pleasures of your new Revision
Planning and aids, such as Gas Medicaids
Will improve your love life's situation!!
The End
From a Revisioneer Who's Been Thru It
(good thing nobody out there really knows me!)
Can Romance be won when a Revision is done?
I hardly can fathom the thought.
For how can you know when you'll just have to go?
And kill ol' Romance's forethought!
I know it's the case, 'cause I've been in that place
And it's not a nice place to be found.
To get in the mood with just protein as food
When dining with love on the town.
Hand-holding, yes, and a new little dress
Can get the ol' love fires a'flaming.
But after dessert, when you're wanting to flirt
The bathroom is where you are aiming.
And what do you use when you want to amuse
Your True Love...what fragrance to wear?
It won't really matter, for after the splatter
Lysol is all that is there!
And then there's the joy of the 'pressure', oh boy!
When holding your True Love so closely.
Your whispers he'll hear as he nibbles your ear
Turn into "Excuse my farts grossly!!"
Advice I can give to all those who do live
With the pleasures of your new Revision
Planning and aids, such as Gas Medicaids
Will improve your love life's situation!!
The End
From a Revisioneer Who's Been Thru It
(good thing nobody out there really knows me!)
Oh how true ..... I think I'm keeping Yankee Candle is business these days. 
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