HELP...I have tomatoes coming out my butt

I'm late in responding to this, but based on the title of your thread, I think you need to contact your doctor ASAP!  

Hi Kathy!
Take your ripe tomatoes and freeze them whole.  Do not blanch or peel them. When you want to make soup or salsa later, let them thaw and the skins will slip off easy as pie!!  This is an old trick my Aunt Rita  shared with me years ago.  I got tired of canning my mountains of tomatoes!  Hope this helps. 
Amy aka ladybug1211