Filthy Friday!!!!

Happy Friday everyone! Time to get down & dirty!!

I'll start....my body is acting crazy. I have one giant boob & one small one. Errrr....may have something to do with the breast reduction 5 yrs ago but wtf? My husband is calling me lefty. I have a giant zit in my ear that I just can't pop (and damned if i didn't try). My butt looks like someone spread a layer of cottage cheese on it despit my daily treadmill activity in my freezing-ass garage. And my hair is still falling out in gobs even though my revision was almost a year ago. I am ready to shave my head because Draino is just becoming too expensive.

So share your vents...what are you irate about this week??

Hey Chelle! I'm right there with you on the boob issue...my husband called my left one little boob the whole pregnancy and my right one has grown maybe half a size...and I'm a smaller B to begin with...when do I get boobs damn it??? LOL

I'm again struggling with stupidity in my OB's office, but what else is new??

So we got rid of the mold situation in the girls' bathroom (even though all we did was tear down sheet rock and land lord has to come redo it but it's at least gone) only to find out the awful smell I was smelling is in fact some form of a dead rotting animal more and likely under our house and it has to be right when you walk into the house and the FIRST thing you smell- were in a modular home and there's no access panels anywhere near where we think it may be. Needless to say I'm spraying Glade every other hour and trying to find different techniques to mask the odor!

Does nesting ever quit? Stupid me...mil and mom and dad get in tomorrow and what do I do? Strip 3 little girls beds to wash their comforters, sheets and pillow cases cus I'm a narotic nut case!!! Ahhhhh :)

yay for the fam getting in tomorrow and your little one staying put until they get here! glad the mold is gone but eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww on the dead animal sitch!  ur almost there momma!  little boobs or not!  ;-)

I have been having contractions for about 4 weeks now. Twice I have had to go in and get a shot to stop them. That is no fun. I go in Monday and I am worried they will put me on bedrest and I mean strict bedrest. Right now my orders were to keep my feet up and rest. Well with a 15 month old and trying to get my house set up for 2 babies at one time....whats rest?? lol

My ass hurts. Sorry for the tmi but it does. I got a dreadful hemorrhoid on Tuesday night and had to have it cut off by a surgeon yesterday afternoon because it was the size of a grape. I thought it was a great idea to relieve the pressure but stupid me did not take into account that all I can take is Tylenol. AHH! Did I mention that at 18 weeks preggers I am still vomiting like this is the third month. I now have to get up in the middle of the night  or very early morning to eat a bowl of cereal to pray that I do not puke when I get up for the day.

Is it July yet??

Ok I think its time for more Tylenol. sigh.

I've been waiting for today so I could post this little gem.  A couple weeks ago I had a horrrrrrrrrrendous neck/shoulder problem.  We staying in a hotel and the bed and pillows sucked butt big time and my neck and shoulders were killing me for days.  After a couple of days of heating pads, massages, and biofreeze didn't do anything, I called my PCP to see if he could prescribe a muscle relaxer for me.  I went in to see him and explained the situation.  Now, this is my doctor that referred me to my bari surgeon 2 years ago, saw me through dropping 130 lbs and getting off all meds and curing my 4 co-mobidities.  He asked me if I tried taking any anti-inflammatories (ie: Aleve or advil.)  I told him no nsaids cuz of my RNY.  He actually asked me "how long will you have that restriction?"  Uh... seriously?  For Life!

I know that many medical professionals don't really understand WLS and the basic ramifications.  But seriously?  You were advocating this surgery to me and you have no clue about that?

Why don't these doctors read a medical journal or something?  Get yourself a clue.  Vanna... clue on aisle 3 please!  Sheesh!

OK... and one more quick one.  I love my fiance.  Like BIG TIME!  We moved into our house about 4 months ago.  The room that will be our baby's room has been packed with boxes of her clothes.  I've been asking her for months to unpack those boxes.  I truly HATE living with boxes.  I had this entire 4 bdrm house unpacked within a couple of weeks except for that room.  It's all her stuff.  Week after week went  by and I periodically got promises of "I'll unpack this weekend" that were all fruitless.  So, on Monday (my day off) I spent the entire day unpacking about 8 boxes of her clothes and washed every single piece of clothing in them.  Then folded/hung them all and put them all away.  My fiance is very particular in that she will not wear clothing if it has a wrinkle in it at all.  She doesn't iron.  So if it's not hung/folded properly within 10 minutes of the dryer finishing she will not wear it.  So I literally had to wash 6 full loads of laundry for her.  And the 2 boxes of shoes and other stuff she still has in that room as still sitting in that room! God help me!

My complaint is tuna  There's an idiot at work in the office next door to mine who keeps insisting on eating tuna in the afternoon.  He goes into the kitchenett right outside my office, drains the tuna into the sink...and walks away.  Doesn't rinse the sink.  Yesterday morning I came in and walked up the hall to the stench of dried up tuna juice; this afternoon I walked out of my office and was greeted by the stench of fresh tuna juice.  Two weeks ago, he started draining it into the sink and leaving it because his office mates were complaining he was draining it into the garbage can and leaving it for days.  Now he shares it with everyone.  My boss went and talked to him - because he keeps finding it and cleaning it too (he's almost neat-freak neat....I'm not a neat freak but I'm not nasty!) - and told him 'Dude, you have to wa**** down the sink.' The guy sat there and looked at him and said, 'I thought it'd just go down the drain.' Then proceeded to NOT go rinse out the freaking tuna juice still sitting in the sink!!! 

wow... they have intelligence-challenge folks in your office too, huh?  sorry!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is all I have to say to that...

Was at lunch today with my DH and DD  (yes i know I left the house, tsk tsk) as we were eating my daughter started getting fussy. Knowing it was nap time, and that was the cause my husband picked her up and put her on his lap while I finished eating.

This older woman (we live in major retirement area, I HATE it for this reason) walks up to our table, gets right in Jordyn's face nose to nose and asks her "Little girl does your Daddy spank you??"

I was disgusting. My mouth hung open and I said, what in the hell?! My husband just shook his head and I said as loud as I could without yelling, well if that wasnt rudest thing I have heard today. The woman just walks away laughing. I literally jumped up out of my chair and wanted to go off on her! Who asks that? He was comforting his daughter for crying out loud...and second, get your germy breath out of my kids face!


UGH