My kid ate...

Im not a mom yet, but I'll tell you what I used to eat! When I was in elementary school my best friend and I would sneak under the bleachers at school during Gym class and eat food that had fallen through onto the dusty, dirty ground! Talk about GROSS!!!! We would "wash" it off in the water fountain before consumption, though, lol!!!

David (who will be the death of me) once ate a whole container of Desitin. Fish oil (the main ingredient) is also used as a laxitive, so you can imagin what kind of day we had that day.