My kid ate...

Kitty litter...  We are getting changed on the bed after our shower.  She rolled over on her belly and started picking at something.  Next thing I know her mouth is puckering.  I looked towards the end of the bed, and my cat who always lays on it and is super fluffy, must have picked up some litter from the box and some of it was on the bed. 

She only ate one piece, but make me feel better and tell me the stuff your kids have accidentally ate...

My son ate dog food once and a chicken nugget he found on the floor..it must have been a day or two old...yuck!  

Girl I told you about when I accidently made my kid drink scotch with her Lithium pills...right? I'm sure almost everyone has a horror story or two. She will be fine :)

lol yes.  the sad part, she seemed to like it more than green beans...

My twins love to eat crayons.... which makes for some rainbow diaper changes...

And when they were 14 months old, one of them ate a dead cricket at my inlaws house. By the time I saw it, all I could get her to spit out was one of the legs....  

it gets worse ... wait till they start eating their boogers ... anywhere, anytime, in front of anyone 

My daughter ate some leaves from an indoor plant, which then ment I had to spend 2 hours trying to find out from poision control if I need to take her to the hospital, thankfully she was fine.The other time she ate 1/3 of a bottle of Tums, my husband says she will never have to worry about heartburn again in her life. lol

Dog food. Dirt. Grass. Twigs. Rocks. Yes swallowed some rocks. Paper. Crayons. Platic wrappers. Gum wrappers. Old french fry found under the couch lol. They find and eat it all Its all good. They seem to think its funny and boy I always freaked out.

i dont think they accidentally eat it lol... jaylyn eats dog food all the time... jayson drank the mouthwash the other day the turnes his teeth blue.. they eat dirt .. paper.. crayons... they survived

I got me a booger eater too, so I second that one.
My daughter ate a Hersey kiss with the foil wrapper still on it. She then started to choke and I had to preform the Heimlich. Also she was a tums eater too, I actually have poison control on speed dial.