This board needs

Lianne you freak...lol.. Hey if I knew all my husband needed is a glance at cake boss to "get in the mood" I wouldnt spend so much money on lingerie...lol...for now on when I want some nukie I'm just going to wear a ragedy Tshirt, granny panties and bring him a nice slice of cake ....lol

LOL you girls are hilarious. I'm glad I'm not the only one neglecting my razor. I think the ulttasound tech yesterday got rug burn while she  was using her *****cam  LOL.
Come one ladies, I need more dirt!!

This is cute...I was laughing while reading some of these responces... so heres my turn:  tell me why I have asked for DH to bring the garbage out three times and its still sitting in the kitchen overflowing, tell me why I have to ask DH to take his shoes off before coming in the house EVERY SINGLE DAY, yet it still doesnt get done.  why am I envious of stay at home moms when I love my job, make good money and worked hard to earn my RN license.  why am I five months preggers and already thinking about cutting back to only working two days per week after pregnancy so I can stay home with my little bean and breastfeed for the first year, and tell me why when I went for an additional US the other day that I was completely in shock and a little disappointed that they told me I am now having a BOY  (when they told me girl, girl, girl for so many times and I already purchased lots of stuff)  Oh and the MIL...hahaha thats all I have to say.. got some issues over here too

There's a girl on facebook that posts about every single thing she does around the house and for her kids and how being a mom to teenage boys is not for sissies. I just want to tell her to STFU and suck it up! Really, how effing hard is it to sign your kids up for summer camp on the web lady! click, click, click ............

I finally shaved today for the first time in 3 months! I could barely even bend over, and I was huffing and puffing the whole time!

I love how my husband tells me that it I need to do everything I can to get this baby out, because HE is tired of my once a week appointments, and just wants me to have this baby. Like Hello, don't you think I want him out too?

Now onto doctor!!! Tell me how my OB who is a man tells me, I know you are feeling this way??? I told him to imagine a (estimated) 9lb bowling ball shoved up his butt and trying to walk around with that in there! He was very empathetic but at the same time, don't tell me you know how I feel if you have never felt it! Also Swollen calves is not normal for me, I do not have swollen ankles, just my stupid calves, and nothing helps the pain go away!

This is a good idea Chelle!!! Well let's see where to start, I went to start my van yesterday and it wouldn't start! Then Craig had to wor****il 9:30 so I didn't get a new battery last night.
I have the chronic poops from everything i eat. (Had it with Bella's pregnancy too)
I AM SOOOO TIRED ALL THE TIME
Hubby is working alot of hours
Jessica

I have a (what I consider) unhealthy addiction to reality tv.  lol  I mean I can NOT get enough of teen mom, 16 n pg, housewives of wherever, jersey shore, bridezillas.  omg I can NOT pass one up on tv if one is on.  my hubby HATES all these to say the least.  I find myself when he goes to the bathroom I quickly grab the remote to see if one is on so I can catch a few seconds and quickly turn it back when I hear the shower turn off or the toilet flush.  lol lol lol  Needless to say when I was home sick a couple days this week OMG my dream came true and it was literly an ALL day marathon of housewives reunion shows.  lol  And although I find the show teen mom kinda sick I can NOT stop watching it.  Here I am 43 with a 3 year old took me 10 years to finally get pg with her and I am addicted to stupid little girls that pop babies out.  lol

whew.  glad to have that off my chest.  Now let me google one and see if I can catch a video while here at work.  lol lol 

Denise

I really dont shave my legs at all. Luckily the hair does not grow much and its all soft that is there. Now my hubby may have a different opinion on that. By the way what my husband said to me last night...He said....I go to work all day then come home and have to do all the work at home too while you(ME) site on my ass all day and watches soaps. OMG!! This is the same person who has our 14 month old for a few hours and is calling me from my time alone cause he cant take it. Ummmm in 14 months I have gone out alone 4 times. I tell him I need time off too and what does he say?? when do I get a break. I go to work and come home and have to babysit. OMG?? Babysit? Your child while you are home? hmmm??? this because he knew I was upset and he is the kind of person who has to be more upset than me so he finds something to complain about. I have been sick all week and not once during the day does he say how are you doing? he works 5 minutes from home and never comes home for a break to see if everything is ok. So I comment on that. Well I went to bed last night not speaking to him and he text me at 1030 and said how are you and I guess came home cause I went to lunch with friends who knew I was depressed and he called and said where are you? I did not answer so it was another text. lol. I said wow you go to work and people appreciate you but I stay home and I cant get a thank you from my husband but a comment that mean and hateful? So dont try and play nice the next day. There is some things needing to be said. DUH I am pregnant with twins with a kidney infection doc tells me to get in bed with a heating pad and bottles of water and relax for 48 hours before he puts me in the hospital and I have a 14 month old I need to take care of still so when he gets home yes I need to rest before I do end up in the hospital or hurting these babies. DUH!! Men sometimes. I love him to death and I know he is feeling like crap for saying that stuff but I am not so easy to just say oh ok everything is fine.
Poop?? OMG I have to take stool softeners twice a day in hopes to go every 8-10 days. Hee hee.
So yes I am always full of it.

:) :) :)

UGH...so i shuoldn't complain, but its ALWAYS something...I just spent from 11:30 with my middle stepdaughter, Emily, in the ER. She's my little tomboy and dare devil and apparently while in school today someone decided that they weren't going to play nice and pushed her from the top of the slide at school Why do kids have to be so damn mean to each other???

Needless to say, she has a broken bone in her foot and now I have to get her scheduled to see an orthopedic doctor next week to have her cast put on. Poor thing will be on crutches too when the baby comes.

On a happier note..got my federal and state taxes back...sour note..I had a fun girls night out planned for the girls tonight...hair cuts, mani/pedis and a movie while we have the chance to have girls night before baby and that's all shot out of the water now...BOO HOO!!!

And Sunday is my 2nd baby shower, so I'm excited for that, but poor Em has to be on crutches and in a splint :( 

Hehehe,
I havent shaved my legs in a week. my OH is grossed out.
I also have no urge for sexy time.