This board needs

A kick in the ass to jumpstart it.
So I am proposing Filthy-Friday, a weekly post where you can discuss anything, flame-free. Hee hee.
So, if you want to participate, post your dirty thought of the week. Feel free to bash your in-laws, Dr's, significant others, or complain about leaking orfices.  Fun can be had by all :)

I'll start....I haven't shaved my legs in two weeks. My husband uses the biggest frying pan to grill his Bubba burgers in then leaves the big greasy mess sitting there for the brillo pad fairy.  I seem to be the only parent in my daughters classroom who makes sure their kid bathes daily & uses deodorant. And my MIL is insane with a capital I.

hahaha... love it Chelle!  I'll play...

I too haven't shaved my legs in about 2 wks and I don't care what ppl think when i wear my shorts in the gym!  Heck... i'm IN the gym, right?!  LOL  My fiance is awesome in so many ways... but srsly... sometimes... rinse a dish and put it in the dishwasher.  Oh oh... how 'bout this one... we moved into our house in Oct and she still has about 6 boxes of clothes & stuff sitting in what will be our baby's room just sitting there... knowing full well that it bugs the poop outta me to have boxes in the house and I've asked her like 20 times to unpack those damn things.  Ya... those boxes that are sitting next to the 2 suitcases (still containing clothing) from our cruise in early Nov and Thxgving wkend too!  OMG... unpack them already & do a load of laundry today on ur day off while I'm at work!  

*sigh*  thx for reading my rant.  and Thx Chelle... fun idea! 

OK... who's next?

I'll bite...sounds fun!!!  So, while you two are talking about 2 weeks....how about I haven't shaved my legs in over a month.  Can we say wooly mammoth??? Meh, DH doesn't care and I don't really either...I pretty much only shave for doc appts. LOL

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired...
I'm tired of being constipated...
I wish my DH would stop giving me crap about unfinished housework...although it really has gotten out of control and he has done the laundry and dishes more than I have the past few months. :(
I wish my apartment was bigger...
I wish I could enjoy my food again....

Ahhhh, that felt good...feels kinda selfish, but good at the same time.  :)

On the upside, I just found out that my little sister is preggers with her first....it's exciting that we'll have babies at the same time and I won't be the only one of the 5 kids in my family that has children.

Why my daughters father refuses to bathe her daily continues to irritate me! She is nearly 5 years old!!!!!!! And would it kill him to check her clothes before he leaves??? This way she is not wearing her pants inside out the entire day! How about not packing her a full size cheeto package in her lunch? And why does she seem to always know the new toys at McDonalds?! I too would love to endulge her with goodies once in a while but I dare not! Becuase he gives her too much already! Oh and if he could be reminded that she is 5 and NOT in charge of herself yet?! So when she says NO to her treatments, or No I do not feel like taking a bath, or NO I would rather have dessert before dinner, maybe just maybe he could/should be the parent!!!!!!!!

thanks!!!

Chelle only Two Weeks...huh...gotcha beat. How about I haven't shaved since I found out i had a BFP NO WHERE!!!!! That includes arm pits and other places..LMAO!!! I partly do that so my husband will back off, because he stays a horn dog!! We can be watching Cake Boss or House and he's all of a sudden feeling "In the mood". I often torture my husband by waiting until he gets in the bathroom shower and then I go in a take a crap....by then he's trapped..LMAO!! Okay I know that's cruel, but since I'm suffering through these kicks in the rib I figure he needs some torture too :) .

I hate working with ALL women here at work, because everyone wants to be a Chief and with their thirst for power and their frequent caddie gossip about each other it's wearing me out!!! Plus I hate dealing with other women hormones as I have mt own to contend with.

I sick of people thinking because my belly sticks out they have free rain to touch it and in some cases rub it. Who in the hell told you to rub my belly. Now I have to claim you on my taxes since we're that close..

~~Gina

I'm just jealous that you poop! 

Cathie you'd be amazed what a small bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats can do for your colon..lol

Gina... Girl! Ur a total crackup!  you sure do torture ur DH.  Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!  And I totally get u on the office full of women.  I am SO grateful that my new job (started in Sept) is with all men.  Yay!  No stupid draaaaaaama in the office!  So refreshing!

I totally wish we had a "LIKE" button like on Facebook for these posts. Working with a bunch of women sucks ass! 99.9% of them are such catty *****es! LOL

That is so funny cause the other day I was watching Cake Boss with Hubby and I looked up at him and said "Cake turns me on" LOL