Meddling Much???

My mother in law that is...

We went to lunch with DH, her and Sage and I.  After lunch I said to Russ "can you hold Sage so I can go to the bathroom?"

She says "you never go to the bathroom (huh?)... last time you went to the bathroom a lot you we're...."

I said "huh??"

She says "Are you pregnant?!?!?!"

I said "O my God I cant pee?!?!"  Then I left

When I came back she didn't say anything to me.

Hubby went back to work (he was on his lunch break) and texted me when I left and said "when you were in the bathroom she asked is Sage was going to be a big sister"

IFF I am pregnant, she is going to be the last to know now.  I cannot stand her in my business sometimes!!

LOL - I don't even know what to tell you to tell her...Not much you can do about someone who has no filter in her head over what she can and cannot ask someone.  Would your husband be offended if you just told her to STFU?  Or would he high-five you?

omg he would totally high five me.  I just dont get it honestly.  I told my mom and she was floored!  It's almost as bad as her picking through my garbage to find a used "pregnancy test".  Believe me I was totally rude to her when she asked me, she is so not appropriate!

Maybe she knows something you don't. lol  When my daughter was 13, she told me I was pregnant and I didn't believe her UNTIL I took the test. Then when she was 15, she told me I was pregnant again and I fought with her for 5 weeks before I took a test.  Guess what!  She was right again. LOL  That is what happened to me BUT she lives with me and saw changes in me and I just chalked them up as low iron or something.  We never tried getting pregnant after a few years of trying and failing.  She was little then.  So needless to say, my three boys were HUGE surprises.  Just thought I would through in my few pennies there cause I find it funny myself.  I wouldn't let her know until I was starting to really show if I ever became pregnant again.  Leave her guessing. lol

This is the same one that pulled a pregnancy or ovulation stick out of the trash can right...umm...yeah...time for her son to have a conversation with his Momma about being an adult!

Haha just ask her to check your garbage again.
This woman needs to join Senior Citizens or something.

OMG... I LOVE Holly's suggestion about telling ur MIL to STFU! halalalalala.  Sheesh... time for your DH to definitely have a talk w/his mother.  She's a bad line-crosser for sure!

My mother in law is the same way, thats why she will always be the last person to know anything...