Attention condom users!!
Oh no no no...mine didn't break, though my last pregnancy was a condom incident. My vagina likes to keep them. TMI, right?
Hey Samara...I said penis AND vagina in the same thread.
Hey Samara...I said penis AND vagina in the same thread.
For Mom, and Kelly
"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference. "
LOL TMI but I totally understand!! Maybe I will use that excuse now instead of lying and telling everyone that internet condoms come with holes poked in them!
329 (pre-op) 167 (4-22-10) 150 (lowest and goal Summer 07)
Wife to Russ and Mommy to Elizabeth "Libby"
***Inserting fingers in ears and singing la lala la la to get the dirties out of my mind....thanks also to Julie for that graphic. Lucky for me I also don't care for regular bananas! LOL
You forgot to remind folks that using homemade lubricants...i.e. shampoo, conditioner, hari serum and lord knows what else I have heard of will make a condom burst, get a hole, etc....
You forgot to remind folks that using homemade lubricants...i.e. shampoo, conditioner, hari serum and lord knows what else I have heard of will make a condom burst, get a hole, etc....
See now that's the problem with sex ed. I love bananas. They are teaching kids to associate penis with something yummy like a banana.
They should have taught us how to put on condoms by using *****s. Hell, they should have made some crusty man drop trou and put a condom on live and in the flesh. Who the hell would want to rush to have sex or forget to put on a condom after seeing that type of display? LMAO!!
They should have taught us how to put on condoms by using *****s. Hell, they should have made some crusty man drop trou and put a condom on live and in the flesh. Who the hell would want to rush to have sex or forget to put on a condom after seeing that type of display? LMAO!!
We were using condoms after Reagan was born and for 2.5 years we used them EVERY time. I REALLY didn't want any more kids. Then we went to Niagara Falls with all our kids so we didn't pack any. Well, the big kids went to the gym and Reagan was sound asleep.....and we were bored.....one time without a condom won't hurt after all we went 12 years without a baby.....BAM pregnant.
Of course it was the first time in my life I ever ovulated right on day 14. I'm much wiser now...
Of course it was the first time in my life I ever ovulated right on day 14. I'm much wiser now...
LOL nasty! I am sure I could find some participants for that lecture, although I am not sure I would ever want to have sex again.
329 (pre-op) 167 (4-22-10) 150 (lowest and goal Summer 07)
Wife to Russ and Mommy to Elizabeth "Libby"
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Hi there! No, sadly Mom's prediction did not come true :( It was a week late but it about killed me when it showed up. Oh well, there is always next month!
I hope all is well and you have a safe move!
I hope all is well and you have a safe move!
329 (pre-op) 167 (4-22-10) 150 (lowest and goal Summer 07)
Wife to Russ and Mommy to Elizabeth "Libby"
I'm sorry the witch showed up. Tell your mom she's fired in her baby predictions. : )
The moves going OK...they're 95% done. They have a few pieces of furniture that we bought to wrap up and load the furniture and then we're done...until it gets to the other end.
The moves going OK...they're 95% done. They have a few pieces of furniture that we bought to wrap up and load the furniture and then we're done...until it gets to the other end.
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