Had to sacrifice the onsie....

so this morning I went to change Matty and noticed he was wet though everything, so I took off his sleeper and he had poop all the way up his back, his front and out both legs! I have never seen anything like it in my life LOL So I am standing there in shock, trying to figure out how the heck I am going to get this onsie off of him without getting poop all over his head, tried to get the neck hole down around his body, and it didn't fit.

So I had no choice, I had to get the scissors and cut the thing off of him LOL My husband just laughed at me, but honestly I don't think it ever would have come clean anyway, so I probably would have had to chuck it anyway LOL 

Oh, the lovely things we have to do....

I have done that because I couldn't imagine how to get the fecal filled onesie off with smearing it all over his face. So I cut it off, so spare him from tasting his poop. LOL

LOL! So this is what I have to look forward to!?

This actually happened to me this morning but she was wearing a button down sleeper with no onsie. The poop up the back happens a lot to my Vannah but I don't remember it much at all with Nylah. Oh the joy of motherhood - life is greaT!!!!

Wow..the things that I have to look forward to.  I have to add scissors to my list of nursery supplies....

It's even more fun when these sort of things happen when you're out and about shopping or something.

Happened just the other day but  I was able to get it off thank goodness because it was a favorite outfit!! but he did have to go straight to the tub!!

I've changed them on newspaper knowing I'd have to throw everything away.

These days don't last long though. They only seem like it right now. :)

Kids are gross and disgusting creatures, LOL. Poor Dh is overly grossed out if he sees someone pick their nose and eat it. Kids are notorious for this and it's so funny when I hear his reaction to it.

I've said things I never thought I'd hear myself say in a million years! "Leave your brother's penis alone! It's not yours. You have one of your own!"  "Get off the baby's head he can't breath!"  "I know you think the baby want's a snack, but he's only 2 days old and can't eat fruit snacks just yet."  "Who put the phone in the unflushed toilet?"

Oh my stars I have a million of these.

I've cut off so many clothes from kids it isn't even funny. One of my son's brilliantly decided he could fit into the baby's clothes. Got the shirt over his head somehow but could't get it off. {{{sigh}}} had to cut him out of that one.

Being a mother is never boring.