Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and a lot of black hair.

well I'm having a csection so the labor is wrong...and 14 lbs??  I don't think so!!

Here is mine:


The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and a lot of blonde hair.
This is too funny. I have 3 kids already and my smallest was 7 lbs 14 oz and my biggest was 9 lbs. They all have blue eyes and at birth had dark hair. Plus I am having a c-section so no long labor for me. My longest labor was 6 hours, Too funny.

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and some brown hair.

I swear to god... I even emailed hubby and said I would beat him down... 40hours?? 15lbs??? NO WAY.

LMAO I would so be telling them to take the kid already.

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.

some what maybe,except its twin boys, scheduled c section date is 12/4

I am not pregnant either but wanted to play....

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and some brown hair.

I am cool with baby girl and her size is less than Nathan was but likely will have c-section again and what is up with the violet eyes????

Not preggers but I also wanted to play.    I had to do it over 'cause I couldn't remember the last animal I saw.  Either a bird, cat or squirrel.    The most vivid is a cat, #3 and the one for the girl was the squirrel.  The first one said I would have a girl w/ brown curly hair and light hazel eyes.  This was fun and interesting.

 
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Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

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Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and some blonde hair